Alex Jones is essentially suggesting a conspiracy to put a rapist semen in your yogurt. if Alex Jones is right, it begs the question: What is the evil-super-genius motivation behind hiring rapists to work at your yogurt factory? The implication- I guess- is that the company's founder needed sexual deviants to add a little something special to the special sauce. It's totally bogus, and there's nothing funny about it. But before doing so, the headline on his Twitter was 'Idaho yogurt maker caught importing migrant rapists.' So, Hamdi Ulukaya, the Kurdish founder of the company, had his phones ringing off the hook with death threats, because Alex Jones claims this guy in Idaho is hiring rapist gang members from other countries to make yogurt. That latest is his apology tour was to Chobani yogurt. Of course in doing so he's also passing on the blame to someone else. At which point, Jones announced that he had a confession to make- that all of his Y2K scare claims back in the 90s were bullshit- and they were forced upon him by the radio station he worked for in order to increase the sale of their post-apocalyptic prepper gear. Not too long ago though, he went on Joe Rogan's podcast and Rogan filled him with whiskey and high-powered kind-bud. Back in the late nineties, Jones made a name for himself espousing Y2K theories and even claims to have predicted 9/11.

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